1 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:17,589 Ladies and gentlemen, good eveninge welcome to this latest episode of 2 00:00:17,720 --> 00:00:19,552 "Fantastic cinema". 3 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:21,432 On this magical evening, 4 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:24,598 a billionaire Befana, will bring to the house of one of you 5 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:28,236 a lot of money. But, first to find out who it will be 6 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,671 We have to extract the six finalist tickets 7 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,838 which will be later combined with the films in competition. 8 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,351 The drawing will take place at the venue of the Ministry of Finance, 9 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:42,110 “movie…… ml.-d…“ 10 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:43,230 The line is yours. 11 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,034 Thank you,Giancarlo. Good evening everyone. 12 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:50,036 Notary, please hand me over the first of the tickets drawn. 13 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:53,949 Because now, millions of Italians, I'm in front of the television 14 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,198 waiting to know if luck favored them. 15 00:00:57,840 --> 00:01:02,630 This is the number... and this it is the series of the first ticket. 16 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:06,476 Friends who are listening, check theseries. 17 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:09,792 AB, why this it's the winning streak. 18 00:01:09,960 --> 00:01:12,554 While the ticket number is: 19 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:17,391 15429. - Damn, not even a number... 20 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:21,510 I am able to communicate to you, the number of the second extract, 21 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,076 this ticket will come, like the others, combined with a film 22 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:27,032 and maybe... just this. 23 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,959 It's the first prize, worth 5 billion! 24 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:34,876 The series: BZ, the number: 95942. 25 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:38,595 I repeat: BZ, 95942. 26 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:39,994 And get off your ass! 27 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,589 And for this ticket, that Daniela will write 28 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,553 in the box of the third extract, a bit of suspense. 29 00:01:45,680 --> 00:01:47,876 Do you have a Q series ticket? 30 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:50,469 - Wait a while. - But the number must be... 31 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:54,559 58742. - Let's start again, let's go... 32 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:57,798 The series and the number of the fourth extract, 33 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:01,038 T, 49857 . 34 00:02:01,440 --> 00:02:05,035 …THE”. 35 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:07,436 "I… I…… 36 00:02:07,560 --> 00:02:09,676 The line is yours, Theater of Victories. 37 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:10,830 Thanks to you 38 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:12,837 eh..-l… 39 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:14,280 To Miche'... 40 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:15,720 Your license plate is out! 41 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,069 But walk, go… 42 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:19,111 Fantastic cinema! 43 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,909 THE PHONE RINGS 44 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,430 Yes… tell me. 45 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:29,630 Oh, sure... 46 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:31,994 There... okay. 47 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,035 Boys. 48 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,039 There's someone who's about to jump from the fifth floor. Is she going? 49 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:42,193 If he attempted suicide, goes into short news. 50 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:45,075 So... Mancini, it's your turn. 51 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:49,479 No, let's wait for him to kill himself, like this it goes into the news and it's Bardelli's turn. 52 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:50,999 If he kills himself. 53 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,475 Binoculars… …… 54 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:57,230 and Ponziani goes there, acting black. - Enough, someone has to go! 55 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,317 But yes, let's send Giotto... 56 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,397 He's not here, it's his turn to rest. 57 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:04,831 Better, that's what I call it home and we also break his balls. 58 00:03:07,760 --> 00:03:12,755 THE PHONE RINGS 59 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:25,600 - But he'll kill himself! - But why do I want to throw it away? 60 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,640 < It's the one from extension 10. THE PHONE RINGS 61 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,949 Wait a minute, huh? Hades... Hades... I'll jump in next. 62 00:03:37,120 --> 00:03:38,110 Ready? 63 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,311 Giotto", finally! 64 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,393 Look, there's an asshole, 65 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,636 who is about to jump from the fifth floor. 66 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,512 Via dei Gelsomini number 10. 67 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,473 You interview him before he jumps, or I fire her. 68 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:52,549 You see... it's just that I... Mr. Director… 69 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:54,160 I would already be there. 70 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,669 Then go and interview him, the asshole! 71 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:59,360 There's a problem. That asshole I am… 72 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,190 In short, I want the article within half an hour! Did he understand? 73 00:04:08,400 --> 00:04:09,879 Half an hour... 74 00:04:25,600 --> 00:04:26,954 One… One, two…. 75 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,270 A--- 76 00:04:33,520 --> 00:04:35,033 MERMAID 77 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,589 < And what happened, Have these arrived too? 78 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:44,676 - Hurry, this one tries again. - Interior 10, fifth floor. 79 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,035 One, two… 80 00:04:56,760 --> 00:04:58,080 One, two… 81 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:06,315 One, two… 82 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:16,399 Ah! Oh, mother... 83 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:38,675 BRUSIO 84 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:41,230 Who is he? 85 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:42,714 What happened? 86 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:50,792 I'm a journalist, they told me there was a madman, 87 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,639 up, on the fifth floor, that gave a little… and then… 88 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:57,594 I went up to check. And they… they pushed me…. 89 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:58,915 I'll… 90 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:01,879 I pushed myself… alone…. 91 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:03,639 What, did he push himself? 92 00:06:03,960 --> 00:06:06,998 "End…… 93 00:06:07,160 --> 00:06:09,800 ladies... I don't remember who... 94 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:13,471 I mean, I know these rascals, once they throw themselves, 95 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:14,829 they don't throw themselves anymore. 96 00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:17,873 - They don't do that anymore, are you sure? - They don't do it anymore, I swear. 97 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,549 Even if I now, I want to go up and…. 98 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:22,000 I throw myself into… 99 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:24,558 I throw myself up... on the bed. 100 00:06:25,480 --> 00:06:27,835 Come on, send everyone away, make it move out. 101 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:30,190 Engineer, don't underestimate me... 102 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:33,073 Circular, circular, come on, go, away everyone! 103 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:34,920 Take the stairs down! 104 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:37,278 Down! Take them down. 105 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:39,951 Move away, please. 106 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:42,071 Please move away. 107 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:45,238 Drop, down, like this, again, again, down, down. 108 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,269 A little more... - Excuse me, doctor... 109 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:51,554 I'm that journalist, the journalist from before. 110 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,354 - Well? - Sorry, lawyer... 111 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:58,636 I forgot my house keys I couldn't take advantage of the--- 112 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:00,990 of the ladder? - Go, but hurry. 113 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,077 - He's coming... - Be careful. 114 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:05,237 Wait, stop like this for a moment. 115 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:06,675 I'm going up like this, huh? 116 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:08,879 Thank you very much. 117 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,877 - Well, go. - Very kind. 118 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,957 Stay alert which is not practical. 119 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,991 Thank you. Fantastic. 120 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:18,593 It was very important, your intervention. 121 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,233 Now I'm going home and kill myself... 122 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,954 No, I mean, I do it a beautiful sleep. 123 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:25,072 I do... maybe... 124 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,471 Thank you, nurse! Goodbye... boatswain. 125 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:39,751 Goodbye. Thank you! 126 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:44,753 I'll kill myself anyway. 127 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,070 I kill myself with… colgas! 128 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:49,590 With gas! 129 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:51,989 Here… I open here. 130 00:07:52,440 --> 00:07:54,272 “"-M'.- 131 00:07:54,400 --> 00:07:56,198 And down, with his head toothed... 132 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:57,870 Ouch! 133 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:05,470 Okay... 134 00:08:06,880 --> 00:08:07,870 It doesn't do much. 135 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,156 The tube! Total tube, I do. 136 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:12,195 I'll cut you off. 137 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:24,233 And it begins... 138 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:33,910 Who is he? 139 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:35,030 No… 140 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:36,510 A dog... 141 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:39,200 < We connect with the Ministry of Finance 142 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:42,836 to tell you the series and number of the last ticket drawn. 143 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:47,429 But who are these? 144 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:42,754 'Evening. - We connect to let you know... 145 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:45,269 - I'm here, it's me… - the last 2 excerpts. 146 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,870 - I entered through the window... - Here is the notary, at the time... 147 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:53,710 - The windows are all the same... - the series is Z co.!r number 01717. 148 00:09:53,840 --> 00:09:56,150 Lady says to her husband that everything is ok…. 149 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:03,433 Erm... little one! - Shh! 150 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:08,513 Sorry... little one, you can say, to your father... 151 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,270 Okay... 152 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:12,835 So, I would go... I'm going out... 153 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,349 From the stairs, huh? I do everything... okay. 154 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,718 Please recommend me... 155 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:21,195 Everyone in front of the TV, because soon... 156 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,551 - Mom, can you give me some water? - The notary will be ready... 157 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,718 give me the series and number of the last extract. 158 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:32,397 “MMI… 159 00:10:32,520 --> 00:10:37,674 is the ticket holder... series 8, 42283. 160 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:40,599 MMI.“- 161 00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,394 VERSE OF PAIN 162 00:11:36,160 --> 00:11:38,993 Wait a minute... the razor blade. The razor blade… 163 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,349 Where is the razor blade. 164 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,150 A razor... 165 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,472 A razor... 166 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,593 Mothballs... 167 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,713 Detergent… 168 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,914 VERSE OF DISGUST 169 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,232 Bye, bye... 170 00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,515 Goodbye... 171 00:12:49,720 --> 00:12:51,074 my only friend. 172 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:05,195 BURPS 173 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:17,755 ...the winner by Fantastic cinema. 174 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:22,317 You will then know what the ticket is combined with thismovie, 175 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,637 you may have already understood where did the 5 billion go 176 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:29,640 but since I imagine that at home there will be a lot of confusion now 177 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:31,717 I repeat the series and the number. 178 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,880 Attention, the 5 billion wins of the New Year's Lottery 179 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:41,120 the ticket series Z... number 01717. 180 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:46,360 “S…-scream!. …Mi”. 181 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:50,830 I won... 182 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,436 (Verse of joy) I won! 183 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:55,710 I won... (Bowel sounds). 184 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:59,834 VERSES OF PAIN 185 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:10,995 113- 186 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:17,156 Hello, one hundred and three... an ambulance, immediately. 187 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,754 Ah…) 188 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,879 Huh? Nothing... in via dei Gelsomini, 10. 189 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,516 I know... I'm the one who's sick, yes. 190 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:28,798 (Laughs) Then... then I'll explain. 191 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,274 What, another one? 192 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:34,836 Huh? (Bowel sounds) 193 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,071 VERSES OF PAIN 194 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,433 What happened? 195 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,518 He went boom, he went... 196 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,156 (Verses of pain) I feel bad... 197 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,879 Will you let me in? 198 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,870 Does it open for me? (Verse of pain) 199 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:05,430 One moment. 200 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,120 The curve! 201 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,919 Ah, how bad. 202 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,199 Stop! Stay still… 203 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,153 \ And this is mine. Stop! 204 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,750 Oh God... Oh God, what a horrible pain. 205 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,515 Ouch, ouch, what a pain... 206 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:46,519 VERSES OF PAIN 207 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:48,833 I see blurry... 208 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:51,799 Listen... Mr. porter? 209 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,598 Excuse me... 210 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,350 MM.… uhm…-H.… 211 00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,471 where are we going? 212 00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,913 God… God, what happiness. 213 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,555 I'm rich... 214 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,593 I'm rich... 215 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,440 I'm rich... 216 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:35,951 This is what you have to do enema? 217 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,276 No, this must do gastric lavage. 218 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:42,150 Th, 'namo, come on. - What a risk... 219 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:43,990 P rest. 220 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,759 Hurry. 221 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,310 Soon . 222 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,029 What… What… What is that... 223 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:53,391 that tool? 224 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,197 - Come on, go. In position! - Yes. 225 00:16:57,640 --> 00:16:58,914 Location. 226 00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:01,550 Thread! 227 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:02,990 VERSE OF PAIN 228 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:14,790 That's it. 229 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,996 Me…”... The…“… 230 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,430 they went to Rome. - But what is there to laugh about... 231 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:24,359 5 billion... But who will it be? this big ass... 232 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,196 And what does he tell you? He's not stupid. 233 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:30,311 First rule, shut up and fly. 234 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:34,872 Second, don't go to the bank, neither by the lawyer, nor by the notary. 235 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,639 I wouldn't say I don't even care about my maje. 236 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:40,719 I hid the gift inside the house and you have to forget about it for 6 months. 237 00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:45,232 But I can photograph him as an Armenian, so I look at it, I kiss it... 238 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:49,634 And take this photo... The important thing it's just that you pretend nothing happened. 239 00:17:49,760 --> 00:17:52,149 And continue to lead the same life from before. 240 00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,838 And keep doing... 241 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,998 the same old life as before. 242 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,319 Elevator! 243 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,514 Elevator! 244 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:02,755 Who wants it? 245 00:19:02,880 --> 00:19:06,191 - It's me, lady, Giotto." - Then you might as well go down on foot! 246 00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:28,117 Soon they'll evict him and he'll fly the elevator, I'm starving. 247 00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:42,116 I'm looking at it now and I respect it. 248 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,157 Imola.-weasel… 249 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,118 Imola.-weasel… 250 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,350 251 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:51,875 But, sorry... 252 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,792 I meant... this parking space is mine, eh. 253 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,553 - Oh, yes? - And she... 254 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,159 And how long has it been since he paid it? 255 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:00,835 - It? - Eh. 256 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,992 They will be a two…. 257 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,471 It's… six quarters. 258 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,035 View? And then, if you want a parking space, 259 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,998 buy the car first. 260 00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:16,279 Did he say something? 261 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:18,671 No, nothing… 262 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,995 Oh, exactly. 263 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,752 SHOUTS OF JOY 264 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:56,355 VERSES OF JOY 265 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,230 Hello... 266 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:19,391 Good morning, have a good day. 267 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:23,954 But what is he doing, Giotto", always underfoot! 268 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:26,358 Look, I… Actually, excuse me. 269 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,995 To make it up to you, I would like... 270 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:32,638 Remind her of her promise come with me tonight... 271 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,195 to take… 272 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:39,038 to get a pizza from… Sorry, it's a bit… 273 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:43,275 From "Nereus and the Troione". Is he coming? A pizza tonight, huh? 274 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,756 "My…… "I…“ 275 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,875 Giotto", immediately by the editor-in-chief. 276 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,434 Yes. Thank you, immediately. 277 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,229 I'll go right away. 278 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,077 IN…“… 279 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,113 …it… H…… 280 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,993 Permission? Good morning, director. 281 00:22:12,120 --> 00:22:14,714 Speaking of mentally handicapped... 282 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,638 Come, come, Giotto... 283 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:19,151 Good morning everyone. How is it going? 284 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,871 And the article about the suicide of this night, did he then write it? 285 00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:26,759 No, because fortunately he never committed suicide again. 286 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:30,874 Luckily for her, that's how it is I could go and get a good night's sleep. 287 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,752 And since he's so well rested, 288 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:35,156 I want to give you an assignment of mistrust. 289 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:38,234 Mm…… mm 290 00:22:38,440 --> 00:22:41,717 You have to find me the winner of the New Year's Lottery. 291 00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,873 …In… 292 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:51,839 very difficult. You know how those scoundrels do it, 293 00:22:51,960 --> 00:22:53,678 they hide the ticket, 294 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:57,077 they pretend nothing happened and continue to live the same old life as before. 295 00:22:57,200 --> 00:22:59,555 I know, it's impossible, that's why I give it to him, 296 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,240 so I will have the excuse to fire her. - Why? 297 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:03,350 Why? 298 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,474 Who is the most incapable, the burden dead of the newspaper? - Giotto"! 299 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,718 The"… 300 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:12,831 ignorant? - Giotto"! 301 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,469 Who is the most unseemly, unpresentable, 302 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:18,160 without a shred of recommendation? 303 00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:20,351 Giotto"! - I know this too. 304 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:23,871 Director, I am by far the worst of his newspaper. 305 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,236 Bravo! Now that you understand, go 306 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:28,715 and find it This fucking billionaire. 307 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:31,754 I already found it. 308 00:23:35,920 --> 00:23:36,910 Look. 309 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:39,999 Compare the figures. 310 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,796 - It's this, it's the same! - Did you understand? 311 00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,670 It's me, the winner of the New Year's Lottery! 312 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:47,950 Asshole! 313 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,029 Come on, come on! 314 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:55,079 - Stop the rotary presses! - Enough now! 315 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,680 I'll show you, who is the dead weight! 316 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:03,556 Ungrammatical... 317 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,797 - < Giotto"! Giotto"! - I don't know how to write, huh? 318 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,799 Let's go out with the edition extraordinary! 319 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:17,519 Mm…un 320 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:22,474 Pebbles won the lottery! 321 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,477 Give me here. I'm the one who quits. 322 00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:26,193 Of course, dear Giotto... 323 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,474 Ah, for the damages, send me the bill home. 324 00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:39,195 Miss Boschini, Giotto" won the New Year's Lottery! 325 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:41,630 Five billion, five billion! 326 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,636 Please doctor, I'll lead the way. 327 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:50,229 Giotto", for that pizza from "Nereus and the Troione"... 328 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:52,154 With pleasure. 329 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,632 Miss Boschini, 330 00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:56,797 there's a problem with that pizza. 331 00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,833 I don't eat pizza anymore, from this moment on. 332 00:24:59,960 --> 00:25:01,792 Mm…… 333 00:25:03,360 --> 00:25:05,158 white truffle from Alba 334 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:10,069 and champagne, rosé champagne and the Grand Hotel. 335 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,750 Grrr! 336 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:34,390 Ugh! 337 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,714 I'm crazy about caviar with truffles. 338 00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:40,156 Shall we tonight at the Grand Hotel? 339 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,790 Me, at the Grand Hotel with her? 340 00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,399 Go! Go! 341 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,155 So what? 342 00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:57,118 Take it off! Please, Doctor Giotto", please. 343 00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,151 Let the billionaire pass. 344 00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,594 Now what will she do, we won't see her again, will you change your job? 345 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,792 Why? Who knows, I'll do something for sure. 346 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:13,474 Come with us. 347 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:20,079 Dearest. 348 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,789 Ah, good morning Mr. loan shark... 349 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:24,269 No, sir... 350 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:27,119 We wanted to know about those twenty million you owe us. 351 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,514 Twenty million? 352 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:30,875 What are you laughing at? 353 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,118 But how, it chokes me, Mr. loan shark? 354 00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:38,790 I warned you, Either you give them to me or I'll kill you. 355 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,513 But it's killing me. 356 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,873 Who is? What do you want? 357 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:47,153 - So what? - At that time? 358 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,917 Twenty million? I give it to him even forty, of millions. 359 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:54,431 I won first prize New Year's lottery, do you understand? 360 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:58,031 - Show me the ticket. - The ticket? Here it is. 361 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:02,354 Hold on. Look, it's a Polaroid, series 201717. 362 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,953 Just bring it up. 363 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,673 Compliments. 364 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,116 Thank you, very... very kind. 365 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:13,633 Where is the original? 366 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:16,479 “Manolo.”- 367 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:19,195 Be careful, a moment. I don't have it here, 368 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:21,477 but if she gives me… just…. 369 00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,471 An hour of time, I… I…. 370 00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:26,716 I take, I make some liquidity 371 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,558 and I put our loose ends in order. 372 00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:30,159 All right, all right. 373 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,470 All right. 374 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,989 It really was very understanding, 375 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:36,839 especially because you could have made me fall. 376 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,031 Until we meet again. See you later, then. 377 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:41,030 Taxi! 378 00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,639 Look, I'm there first. 379 00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,991 But what a first and first, I'll take you all now! 380 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:49,197 Let's go, load up! 381 00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:11,433 …you… 382 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,630 He hasn't collected it yet and I would like to know where he put the ticket. 383 00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:19,079 Keep an eye on him, follow him and tell me. 384 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:27,115 There he is! 385 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,478 Excuse me for a moment, 386 00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:02,036 but I have a small container pending and I'll be right away. 387 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,469 Mr. Giotto"! Mr. Giotto"! 388 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,470 Well done, congratulations, I found out... 389 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,758 Very good. Five billion, I heard, dear. 390 00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:23,518 Well done, very good. 391 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,036 Mr Giotto", I have no words, I really have no words. 392 00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:38,110 393 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,158 (Sings) Five billion, five billion... 394 00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,956 ...how rich I am! 395 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:58,355 HUMM 396 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,314 Happiness! The happiness of billions! 397 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:08,032 GENERAL CONFUSION 398 00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:13,034 (Sings) Happiness lives here… 399 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:21,634 HUMM 400 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:24,679 (Sings) I'm the king of samba and some babe... 401 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,632 And now I'm here! 402 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:29,190 403 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,390 404 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,238 As? Who is that… 405 00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:37,959 Who 5... Where am I? 406 00:30:38,360 --> 00:30:39,555 Who... who? 407 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:41,433 No… that's not true, that…. 408 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:42,750 409 00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:45,275 It's empty. 410 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,555 Mm…-WII. 411 00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:08,035 A sign! 412 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:11,350 No! 413 00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:14,956 Foreclosed... everything. 414 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,751 The car! The ticket! 415 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,710 The car... with the ticket... 416 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:24,274 The ticket... 417 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,197 Oh no, that's not true. 418 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:29,914 It is not true. 419 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,117 My… my dress? 420 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:36,630 And new. 421 00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:44,595 < SPELLING VOICE 422 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:49,953 One moment. Moment! 423 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,114 …The… 424 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,310 In the bathroom! 425 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:57,912 Ah yes, judicial auctions! 426 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,879 They don't have to know, no one should know. 427 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,474 Where do I come from? Ah, here it is. 428 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,838 I'm throwing myself from the end... No, no. 429 00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:10,919 "Years…-m 430 00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:13,596 What should I do? I trust in luck. 431 00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,710 The rope! 432 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,195 Thank goodness... 433 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,309 Fixed well... 434 00:32:23,440 --> 00:32:25,078 very good... 435 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,277 - Dad, can you give me some water? - Yes. 436 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,038 Teresa, water! 437 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:37,115 No, no, no, I'm sick, I'm sick. 438 00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:44,153 Taxis! Taxis! 439 00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,233 All right, I'll take this. 440 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:51,309 At judicial auctions. All twelve? 441 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,030 Everyone? 442 00:33:53,320 --> 00:33:56,551 Given the latest developments, I'll do six. 443 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,274 All it takes is six. 444 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:22,118 Taurus typewriter, model 1926, 445 00:34:22,240 --> 00:34:25,710 but…… hymns-m…… 446 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,958 but perfectly functional, base price 25 thousand lire. 447 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:31,800 Is there any offer? Is anyone interested? 448 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,117 25 thousand lire one, 25 thousand lire two, 25 thousand li... 449 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,230 200 thousand! 450 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,310 200 thousand! 451 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,158 Look, we're off from the base price of 25 thousand lire. 452 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,634 300, go! 453 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,159 - 300 thousand lire? - Yes. 454 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:48,511 The gentleman says 300 thousand lire, Is there anyone who offers more? 455 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:50,438 - 500! - 500? 456 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,554 500 thousand lire one, 457 00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:54,518 500 thousand lire two, 500 thousand... 458 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:55,675 A million! 459 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,234 One million one, one million... 460 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,509 Two million! 461 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:00,790 Two million one, two million two… 462 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:01,910 Three! 463 00:35:02,040 --> 00:35:04,077 Three million one, three million two… 464 00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:06,510 Four million, sold! 465 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:09,870 And this is not… 466 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,553 Yes, four million. 467 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,670 All right. 468 00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,359 Compliments. 469 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:18,117 I competed with myself. 470 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:23,475 Usher? 471 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:28,119 So look, here they are the items sold… 472 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,592 But that's the winner of the 5 billion in the lottery. 473 00:35:31,720 --> 00:35:33,950 Ah, but if it continues like this, they don't last long. 474 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:37,673 - Do you need a document? - No, you are known. 475 00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:38,790 Thank you. 476 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:40,877 Sorry, a signature and address. 477 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:43,320 - Where? - Here. 478 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,513 "My-. 479 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,309 Thank you. 480 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,149 Excuse me for a moment. I have to check... 481 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:54,749 < Another Taurus identical to the one before, 482 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:57,554 given the assignment of the previous one, 483 00:35:57,680 --> 00:36:00,479 I raise the price to 500 thousand lire. Is there any offer? 484 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:03,035 Okay, let's move on to 100 thousand lire negotiable. 485 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:04,918 - But... - Interested? 486 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,155 But there's nothing. 487 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,634 < 25 thousand. 488 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:09,593 25 thousand lire one… 489 00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:11,075 Another one! 490 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,952 25 thousand lire two… 491 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,870 25 thousand lire… - Wait… 492 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,513 - Three! - SOUND OF PAIN 493 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:20,473 Congratulations, for 25 thousand lire take an object home 494 00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:24,230 of great historical interest, which It's worth 4 million. The auction is over. 495 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,270 VERSE 496 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,789 Seven o'clock already? Coffee, newspapers, the post... 497 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:31,275 What time is it? 498 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,678 The car! The ciompro... the co… I'll buy it! 499 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,591 - Please, sir? - I'll buy it. 500 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:39,677 - What? - The car that was here. 501 00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:41,598 Already sold. Who? 502 00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,550 Lo…-…E. 503 00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,558 Permission, permission. 504 00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:53,190 20, 30... 50 million. I'm willing to pay 50 million. 505 00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,630 - For what? - For the Taurus that was there. 506 00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:58,593 \ It's impossible, it's already been paid and delivered. 507 00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:01,439 To whom? Give me your name, surname and address. I'm in a hurry. 508 00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:04,951 The buyer intended it at the Pio Institute for the Blind, 509 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,991 he wished to remain anonymous. 510 00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:09,396 You see, it's the last of the Tauruses. - Where? 511 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,750 The last one? But how many have you sold? 512 00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:15,675 One, two, three, four, five and you're with his. 513 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,790 Six? 514 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:19,191 Are they all the same? - All the same. 515 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,830 516 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:24,392 Madam, have mercy, give me a pen and a sheet of paper, 517 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,080 that I... I have to make a list. Ma'am, hurry! 518 00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,476 Sorry, quick, I'm pressed. 519 00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:32,114 Excuse me, ma'am, I'll take you away this list. 520 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:34,069 But sir... 521 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,157 I'm in trouble, then he'll understand. 522 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,594 - Who is? - I would like to speak to the director. 523 00:37:58,720 --> 00:38:00,119 The director is not there! 524 00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,590 Ouch! 525 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,790 What does he want? 526 00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,673 I have to offer him a deal very advantageous. 527 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,474 I'm not authorized to let strangers in! 528 00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:14,710 Look, I'm a journalist of the "Afternoon" and I have a… 529 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:17,719 It's about time the press would notice us, 530 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:20,599 come, come and see how we are treated. 531 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,158 Boss, I'm Camillo, strange things happen here, 532 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,510 he bought a car to write, 533 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,233 half broken, for 4 million 534 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:30,431 and now he is in an institution for the blind. 535 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,320 Ok, I understand, you keep following him, huh? 536 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:36,993 But, please, don't let yourself be seen. 537 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:39,670 As you can see... 538 00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,559 we live here, alone, abandoned by everyone, 539 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:47,277 without assistance. The only real... our friends, it's the dogs, that's it! 540 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:51,874 But poor things, even for them... there's not enough, that's it... 541 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,194 - Look, take a look... Um, no! - Say. 542 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,073 No, I was saying, a gentleman passed by with two dogs! 543 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:02,556 It's Peppino with his dog Polifemo, he too became blind. 544 00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:04,273 Sorry, blind man, 545 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,718 then they gave us another dog who guides them both! 546 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,992 Come, come. Let's go! - Yes... Listen? 547 00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,073 Here, here! 548 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:16,033 Look, this courtyard all abandoned? 549 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:21,158 It was once a flower garden! I'm speaking from hearsay... 550 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,917 Now that he takes care of it, it's there only poor Giacomino remained. 551 00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:27,111 Giacomino! - I'm here! 552 00:39:27,720 --> 00:39:30,917 HUMM Ocio! 553 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,439 Attention! 554 00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:34,354 VERSE OF PAIN 555 00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:37,399 He escaped, huh? 556 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,597 Yes, I had a very good escape... very... 557 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:46,152 - Why do you talk like that? - Who? 558 00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,120 - How? I heard a voice... - Where? 559 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:53,077 No, no, it's a hallucination of his. Please, where are they…. 560 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:56,591 The... no, forgive me... A journalistic question… 561 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:59,872 But where are these donations? these gifts you receive? 562 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,354 They are there, aren't they? - What! 563 00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:05,075 All waste stuff, hams rancid, socks with holes... 564 00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:08,272 Today they sent us a car to write old…. 565 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,552 - And where is this car? - From Don Paolino, the director. 566 00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:12,750 On the “… 567 00:40:12,880 --> 00:40:15,838 Our newspaper is interested to this car... 568 00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:18,793 I'm not authorized, sorry. Come and see…. 569 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:22,629 - The editor of the newspaper… - No come on, this is interesting! 570 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:24,476 SPIT 571 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:29,353 00:40:31,517 I would have... - SPIT - Do you hear? 573 00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:35,634 Not even detergents, they give us. In winter it's drafty, you know? 574 00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:38,918 All the broken glass, look? All broken, all broken, 575 00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:41,270 all broken... Holy shit... 576 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,195 But... Is this the director's office? 577 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:47,073 THE! - Don Paolino? the! - I'd like to interview him. 578 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:49,714 - No, no come! - I want to interview him... 579 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,431 Bad ration, spoiled food, 580 00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,836 even in the kitchen we are alone and abandoned, 581 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,429 without assistance... Okay, okay. 582 00:40:58,560 --> 00:41:01,712 Sorry, I wanted to tell you that ours director doesn't matter... 583 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,354 I mean, he's not interested to the quality of the food, 584 00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,949 our newspaper wants to know… - Do you want some? 585 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,799 On donations from… TOWARDS PAIN 586 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,149 - Pretty hot, huh? 587 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,193 Yes. I'll just take some water for… 588 00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:16,477 by the hand... 589 00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:20,949 This Don Paolino… where is it? 590 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,270 I do not know. 591 00:41:22,400 --> 00:41:24,676 It will be... bank and he will have found some tail. 592 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,154 593 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,510 Is he outside? 594 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,193 - Yes. - Very good. 595 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:33,518 So, the interview is over, I am satisfied, I greet you… 596 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,154 - I accompany him... - No! I know the way. 597 00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,880 Please remain seated, thank you. Until we meet again. 598 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,992 That is, no! To hear from you... - (All) Goodbye... 599 00:41:42,120 --> 00:41:43,758 See you all again! 600 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,474 VERSE OF PAIN 601 00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:07,074 VERSES OF PAIN 602 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:11,791 That voice from before again... Strange…. 603 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:18,955 VERSE OF PAIN 604 00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:25,919 VERSE OF PAIN 605 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:44,912 SCREAMS 606 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,190 SPIT 607 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,079 It's not here either... 608 00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:22,993 It's not even this... 609 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,037 Damn… - SPIT 610 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:36,959 Hey you, what are you doing? Stop, wait a moment. 611 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:42,436 Stop him! Stop him! 612 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,311 Stop him! 613 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,192 But where is he going? Wait! 614 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:13,479 Ocio! 615 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:21,477 Wait... Wait, huh? 616 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,270 Here you go. I'll give it all back, eh! 617 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,638 I'll answer for everything! 618 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:28,951 Write, please. 619 00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:32,197 Billionaire with mole? 620 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:38,834 THEY RING THE DOOR KILL 621 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:48,873 What great luck, his what great luck, his…. 622 00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:53,079 She faces the most ferocious, but also more honest, 623 00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,919 typewriter salesman of all times. 624 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,112 In exchange for this his, which is outdated, shitty car, 625 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:02,517 don't be offended, I offer you this, modern, superelectronic, 626 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,393 with self-writing display, self erasing, 627 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:09,309 answering machine and will be happy for the rest of his life. Come! 628 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:11,556 - Sorry, but I'm not interested. - How? 629 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,399 I've been through it all my life with these heirlooms, 630 00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,750 look how wonderful! 631 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,514 Stop, stop! 632 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:22,673 My Aztec vases they are very ancient. 633 00:45:22,800 --> 00:45:24,120 - At twelve o'clock. - Ah! 634 00:45:24,680 --> 00:45:28,310 My Chinese vase of the third dynasty, 635 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,909 the most precious piece of my collection. 636 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:34,351 How I understand it. I'm crazy too for these famous pieces, 637 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:37,279 I'm ready to do anything economic sacrifice, 638 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,199 just to regain possession, to put your hands back, 639 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,834 on this typewriter of mine. Here! - Ah! 640 00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:44,189 What is it? - Stopped! 641 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:47,153 This is a unique piece, it's Savonarola's chair! 642 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,476 - Look, then... - Oh, dear... 643 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,511 Pen! This too is an heirloom. 644 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:55,713 I guess, here it is, I'll leave them the check even blank. 645 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,795 “II'-Il. 646 00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,719 Well look, I'll remove this burden from you, but... 647 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,832 What is it? At the bottom, nothing happened, right? 648 00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:48,431 I see you as a bit stiff, please leave fall, look, into this chair. 649 00:46:48,560 --> 00:46:51,632 Come on, let's do it a nap here, come on, decided! 650 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:53,920 Don't worry... 651 00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,869 Don't worry. And come on, let it be good! 652 00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,474 Very good. 653 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:05,434 So, given the trend of the afternoon... 654 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:07,437 good…… 655 00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:11,269 I greet you and have been very glad to have met her. 656 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,390 “Fluid“… 657 00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,116 He gives the car to me, I guess. 658 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:20,230 SCREAMS 659 00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:39,876 Hey, stop! 660 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,070 Taxi! 661 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,877 ”Do you have…”… 662 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,231 Look, follow that truck, quick! 663 00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:03,549 Follow that truck, run! Hurry! 664 00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:12,710 Hey! Wait! 665 00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:14,670 What does he do? 666 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,394 Hey there! 667 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:25,758 Sorry for the collision, 668 00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,951 Mr. Rossi, it's you, Thank goodness it's her, 669 00:48:28,080 --> 00:48:30,196 we have to chase that truck. 670 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:32,072 “…le-M 671 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,958 Anyway, that truck is too much precious, for all of us. 672 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:38,594 Madam, make room for me. - But what ways! 673 00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:42,600 Come on, that kneecap. Go, go, go, quick! 674 00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:52,514 Forward, forward, fast, overtake, superfi! 675 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:53,789 Hl… 676 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:56,753 Not dangerous, I'll take it on responsibility, 677 00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,076 Come on now, he's free. All free. 678 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,720 Dad, dad, can you give me some water? 679 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,996 Okay, then I'd come down here. 680 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:18,029 However, calm down, I'll take care of everything for the damages. 681 00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,552 However, you are very beautiful little family. Until we meet again. 682 00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,270 Excuse me, it gives me… - Did you get hurt? 683 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:40,030 Ouch! 684 00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:51,520 'Morning... 685 00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:55,432 I mean... you understand, right? I was hitchhiking and…. 686 00:49:55,720 --> 00:49:57,154 I see her as a bit down in the dumps. 687 00:49:57,280 --> 00:50:00,671 However, I'll give you some advice: when there is health... Sorry... 688 00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:04,270 I'll take the motorbike, so much for her It's not necessary, let's be honest. 689 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,156 “…I… 690 00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,950 Hey, stop, stop! Stop. 691 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:50,750 Where are you? 692 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,070 Do is there? 693 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:53,510 Do is there? 694 00:50:59,840 --> 00:51:00,955 It sank. 695 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:04,676 Here it is, here it is. 696 00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,436 …to… 697 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:15,953 Ready? Mr. Balmas, good evening. - Who speaks? 698 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,994 Mr. Balmas, I am a technician of Taurus, 699 00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:21,794 d…“… In…“ 700 00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:25,038 one of our cars from the year 1926, Exactly? - Yes, of course. 701 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,595 Our computer gives us a disturbing fact, 702 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:30,553 his Taurus has a landing gear broken. - But it works well. 703 00:51:30,680 --> 00:51:32,717 Eh no, Signor Balmas, I am trying to say, 704 00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:35,036 Excuse me justified violence, 705 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:38,994 but we have to intervene, because she he doesn't understand anything about cars. 706 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,033 \ And an incompetent, that machine, so, it sucks 707 00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,471 and we really need to intervene. Forgive me, it's very urgent. 708 00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:46,829 Will it cost a lot? 709 00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:48,871 "mm…… 710 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,632 It's absolutely free and what's more, it will seem strange to you, 711 00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:57,276 but it is mandatory. This it is a duty of us at Taurus, 712 00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:58,549 forgive me. 713 00:51:59,280 --> 00:52:00,714 What floor do you live on? 714 00:52:00,920 --> 00:52:01,910 On to the third. 715 00:52:02,040 --> 00:52:05,112 Perfect. I'm down here, then in a minute, 716 00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:06,355 I am up at her place. 717 00:52:06,480 --> 00:52:09,791 Sorry, since you are a technician, do you also mean gas stoves? 718 00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:10,910 Of course. 719 00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,429 Well, because I can't to light mine, 720 00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,359 I opened the key, but I hear a strange hissing sound 721 00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:19,632 and there is a red button and a green one, which one should I press? 722 00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:23,390 Well, green, red... Face red, there is no expert anyway... 723 00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:29,638 How's it going? Everything OK? Okay, the line has gone dead. 724 00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:41,194 SCREAMING SCREAMS 725 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:56,195 GENERAL CONFUSION 726 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:00,350 Help! 727 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,869 MERMAID 728 00:53:13,360 --> 00:53:15,351 Help! Help! 729 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,075 Wait, let's prepare first the tarpaulin. 730 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,592 Excuse me, I'm the technician Taurus, who is Mr. Balmas? 731 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:23,438 There he is, my God! 732 00:53:23,840 --> 00:53:24,989 Do I jump? 733 00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:27,237 No, come when I call you. 734 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:28,830 Balmas! 735 00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:30,189 I arrive! 736 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,316 But who told him to jump, I said I'd call her. 737 00:53:39,240 --> 00:53:41,709 Here I am Balmas, I'm the technician of Taurus. 738 00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:43,433 Give me the car right away. 739 00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:45,278 He, he called me. 740 00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:49,030 741 00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:52,830 What is it? 742 00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:54,439 I know her. 743 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:58,277 No, I'm not me, I am a Taurus technician. 744 00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,278 He understood that… - Go away! 745 00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:01,720 - Happy New Year. - Go! 746 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,513 Listen miss, I… 747 00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:05,239 Look at that… - Go! 748 00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:06,555 I wanted to know… 749 00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:10,278 Come on, come on, come on, launch yourself towards that window over there. 750 00:54:10,400 --> 00:54:12,311 Let's go, go, go, that's good. 751 00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:22,958 Next, next another. 752 00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,636 Guys, in bell another one arrives. 753 00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:26,795 Come on, come on. 754 00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:28,590 Have you heard? 755 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,269 Are you deaf? 756 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:34,320 Guys, I'm sending it to you, but this is deaf. 757 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,274 SCREAM OF FRIGHT 758 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:45,598 Now the fire extinguishers arrive. Eye! 759 00:54:50,680 --> 00:54:51,909 Oh, what if they're broken? 760 00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,354 Excuse me, can you let me through? 761 00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:01,914 And let us work! 762 00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:14,037 Help! Give me a hand, save me, please. 763 00:55:14,240 --> 00:55:16,709 Help, Mr. Fireman, please! 764 00:55:16,840 --> 00:55:19,719 …… moon-one…. 765 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:22,196 Now move forward, a moment. 766 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,993 SHOUTS 767 00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:28,315 Ma'am, after... I'll come to you later... 768 00:55:30,160 --> 00:55:31,719 to apologize. 769 00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:42,230 Do is there? 770 00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:43,670 Ah! 771 00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,679 VERSE OF PAIN 772 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:55,270 A blanket! 773 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:06,591 Gentlemen... Commander! 774 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:08,515 I have a child. 775 00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,839 A child, saved a child, soon! 776 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:16,835 A tarpaulin! 777 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:18,633 I have the baby. 778 00:56:19,520 --> 00:56:21,158 Throw yourself, throw yourself! 779 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:22,875 Here I am! 780 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,070 The foot! 781 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,158 Let's save the child. 782 00:56:51,520 --> 00:56:52,510 Here it is! 783 00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:19,310 Go! 784 00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:05,919 VERSE OF PAIN 785 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:11,350 Help. Ma'am... I hope... turn me off. 786 00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:12,710 Ouch! 787 00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:41,999 No… there isn't…. 788 00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:43,635 There isn't. 789 00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:46,429 Mean... that here… 790 00:58:52,840 --> 00:58:53,830 The list. 791 00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:55,509 So…. 792 00:58:56,120 --> 00:58:57,269 So…. 793 00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:59,473 So, then… 794 00:59:03,760 --> 00:59:07,196 Mr. Omar Masur, Oasis guesthouse. 795 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,272 …the… 796 00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:38,393 …I-fio. "start.-. 797 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:42,514 Sir... he's a pasha, no... Listen, I would be very interested... 798 00:59:42,880 --> 00:59:45,076 to his… I mean, I want to buy it. 799 00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:48,989 No, I'll rent it to him for a year, a month or a day. 800 00:59:49,240 --> 00:59:51,629 Ten minutes... Out of pity. 801 00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:58,118 I agree. So, then, I write a check… 802 00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:01,276 Tell me the number, who fills it out for him, 803 01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,875 actually, do you know what I do? I'll make it blank for you. 804 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:08,313 It seems to me that… it's not right. 805 01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,598 There was no agreement. 806 01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,796 Hey, is it insured? 807 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:44,750 808 01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:57,234 MILITARY SALUTE 809 01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:03,353 MILITARY SALUTE 810 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:40,270 < THEY SPEAK ARABIC 811 01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:47,275 THEY SPEAK ARABIC 812 01:01:52,280 --> 01:01:57,275 THEY SPEAK ARABIC 813 01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:11,634 Mecca, Mecca! 814 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:13,350 Who? 815 01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:14,710 The? 816 01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:16,877 Ah... Mecca. 817 01:02:17,800 --> 01:02:18,995 Mecca. 818 01:02:44,480 --> 01:02:45,879 Good morning. 819 01:02:47,200 --> 01:02:48,349 Mecca, Mecca. 820 01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:49,510 Mecca! 821 01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:58,759 HEALTH… 822 01:03:06,680 --> 01:03:08,114 HORN 823 01:03:31,600 --> 01:03:34,592 TICKING 824 01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:43,671 But... But damn it, it's not even in this one, it's not there. 825 01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:49,598 …The…de 826 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,754 But... gentlemen Rossi, I didn't recognize you. 827 01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:55,553 Go to a masquerade ball... 828 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:01,550 Excuse me. 829 01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:08,558 - Can you give me some water? - No! 830 01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,553 Architect Dante Mazzolei, 831 01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:23,151 via E... from Rotterdam, 12. 832 01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,073 It's the ultimate car. 833 01:04:25,560 --> 01:04:26,630 This is it! 834 01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:31,152 - Giotto"? - Sorry, I'm in a hurry, see you. 835 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:34,199 Take it. 836 01:04:41,000 --> 01:04:41,990 Do is there? 837 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:50,316 But what… what do they want? I get in the back, it's quieter. 838 01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:54,198 I'm very comfortable here. 839 01:04:54,560 --> 01:04:56,119 Very comfortable. 840 01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,634 Giotto"? 841 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,119 Pa... talk to me? 842 01:05:06,840 --> 01:05:10,310 I hear there's a list going around of certain typewriters. 843 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,234 You don't know anything about it, do you? 844 01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:16,154 No… no… no… no. No, no. 845 01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:17,350 No, huh? 846 01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:22,038 If I find out what you know some thing, I'll tear you to pieces. 847 01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:25,672 And you know that I do it, right? - Yes... I... I know. 848 01:05:26,520 --> 01:05:29,717 I know that… she… if… if…. 849 01:05:30,520 --> 01:05:32,272 It tears me… to pieces. 850 01:05:35,440 --> 01:05:36,999 \ And ca… he's capable. 851 01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:50,193 NOISE OF TEARING PAPER 852 01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:00,273 NOISE OF TEARING PAPER 853 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:27,517 - What are you eating? - Nothing! 854 01:06:27,840 --> 01:06:29,274 Make him spit it out. 855 01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:31,239 Spit, spit! 856 01:06:42,240 --> 01:06:43,469 Are you still thirsty? 857 01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:47,513 In short, do you talk or don't you talk? 858 01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:51,593 How many typewriters are there still around? 859 01:06:57,680 --> 01:06:58,750 And who has it? 860 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:04,197 Excuse me. I don't know, because I ate the list. 861 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,038 And if you ate it, now…. 862 01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:11,916 Drink on it. Another beer. 863 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:13,110 Small, huh. 864 01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:16,430 There… is…. 865 01:07:22,040 --> 01:07:23,633 - Hello, Pucci. - HI. 866 01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:25,478 Did you know they gave me the part? 867 01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:28,558 Not only that, look, they put me also on the poster. 868 01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,478 And look! - Do you think it's time? 869 01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:32,233 Stop, he wants to talk. 870 01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,151 Forgive me, surveyor... 871 01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:40,394 sir... 872 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,474 Now I remember. 873 01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:43,670 874 01:07:46,080 --> 01:07:47,514 Architect, 875 01:07:47,760 --> 01:07:50,912 with the surname ending in ''enl 876 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:52,872 Maybe... - Maybe. 877 01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:56,910 And maybe with another beer you you will also remember how it began. 878 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:58,678 Well, let's drink up. 879 01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:07,432 Pucci, at least look at my photos what did they do to me on stage? 880 01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:08,834 Yes, but yes… 881 01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:14,910 Do you like it? 882 01:08:15,320 --> 01:08:16,310 883 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:31,791 Enough, we're wasting time. This is a tough one. 884 01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:33,838 Let him go. 885 01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:38,234 Wha… why, she gives up to mine, that is to his... it goes... 886 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:41,150 I…… 887 01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:44,919 If you don't remember, you don't remember. And what does he do? 888 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:46,872 The exit is over there. Let's go. 889 01:08:47,080 --> 01:08:49,151 No… Where are they going? 890 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:50,670 He doesn't say. 891 01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:03,031 Come on, have a beer, I'm thirsty. 892 01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:07,630 How good. 893 01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:09,275 I was thirsty. 894 01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:33,794 Here, sir. 895 01:09:34,240 --> 01:09:35,230 Oh, thanks. 896 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:43,435 BURPS 897 01:10:03,160 --> 01:10:05,117 At the "Alhambra" theater, early. 898 01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:15,232 "Alhambra" Theater... 899 01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:17,799 Md… 900 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:19,549 I'm going there. 901 01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:23,110 What is it? 902 01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,479 Stop the device! 903 01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:26,909 Stop! 904 01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:29,909 …La-uni… 905 01:10:30,040 --> 01:10:31,155 Oh god, ouch. 906 01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:44,030 Excuse me. 907 01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:46,109 Permit. 908 01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:51,911 “Km…-u.” 909 01:10:52,040 --> 01:10:53,269 Oh, thanks. 910 01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:55,789 Oh, sometimes... 911 01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:04,989 Sorry, boss. We stumbled. 912 01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,315 Let's go! 913 01:11:35,200 --> 01:11:38,113 Dad, let's have lunch during the break some water? 914 01:11:38,240 --> 01:11:39,230 Shh! 915 01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:44,318 Oh, gentlemen Rossi. 916 01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:55,313 Everything is fine, right? 917 01:11:55,440 --> 01:11:57,511 SCREAMS OF TERROR 918 01:11:58,320 --> 01:12:00,630 - But what happened? - Someone jumped. 919 01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:05,235 - But what happened? - I saw them fly down. 920 01:12:19,560 --> 01:12:24,555 II.… 921 01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:33,631 < I'm here, in front to my typewriter, 922 01:12:34,080 --> 01:12:36,310 to tell you of the France that was. 923 01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:37,669 It's ours now. 924 01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:39,473 Arcangela takes care of it. 925 01:12:45,480 --> 01:12:47,756 From dirty windows of my attic, 926 01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:49,473 I see the lights of Paris. 927 01:12:50,480 --> 01:12:53,154 The Eiffel Tower, the Moulin Rouge 928 01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:55,478 and the Seine under the moon. 929 01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:19,990 < Cheer up a little. 930 01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:23,955 What do you say, okay? 931 01:13:24,080 --> 01:13:25,275 All right, all right. 932 01:13:31,480 --> 01:13:33,437 Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose. 933 01:13:33,640 --> 01:13:34,675 How's it going, huh? 934 01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:40,030 It's ir! aphasic state, I see. And his son? There is… 935 01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:42,709 I mean... I mean, don't take it too hard. 936 01:13:43,800 --> 01:13:45,677 Lime.“… 937 01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:47,514 Everything, really. 938 01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:50,913 Hey her, where are you going? 939 01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:54,354 Her again? Come, come here. - Who, me? 940 01:13:55,440 --> 01:13:57,158 < Quick, on stage! 941 01:13:57,560 --> 01:13:59,198 < Quick, everyone on stage. 942 01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:00,913 Sorry. Stop! 943 01:14:01,160 --> 01:14:02,150 Stop! 944 01:14:02,280 --> 01:14:03,953 Where did he go? 945 01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:21,474 Happy years, in which one didn't have afraid of leaving the house in the evening. 946 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:23,750 Indeed, who wanted some emotion, 947 01:14:23,880 --> 01:14:27,111 he had to go look for her in the bistros of the slums. 948 01:14:27,400 --> 01:14:32,395 MUSIC 949 01:14:37,400 --> 01:14:42,395 MUSIC 950 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:52,395 MUSIC 951 01:14:57,400 --> 01:15:02,395 MUSIC 952 01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:12,395 MUSIC 953 01:15:32,520 --> 01:15:34,352 The car, take it! 954 01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:35,515 Let's go. 955 01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:41,395 MUSIC 956 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:46,038 - I have to leave. - Where are you going? Slap me. 957 01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:50,270 No! 958 01:15:51,240 --> 01:15:52,310 And jump! 959 01:15:52,600 --> 01:15:57,595 MUSIC 960 01:16:02,600 --> 01:16:07,595 MUSIC 961 01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:09,753 Come here, where are you going? 962 01:16:10,760 --> 01:16:12,876 Hit me. And hit me! 963 01:16:16,080 --> 01:16:21,075 MUSIC 964 01:16:21,200 --> 01:16:22,599 THE AUDIENCE LAUGHS 965 01:16:34,080 --> 01:16:36,390 No... Ah, the bosses... 966 01:16:36,920 --> 01:16:39,196 Ah, no hair. The hair! 967 01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:44,711 THE AUDIENCE LAUGHS 968 01:16:51,120 --> 01:16:54,715 Come on, hit me, you idiot. Hit me. And hit me! 969 01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:58,231 Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me... 970 01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:02,872 THE AUDIENCE LAUGHS 971 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:08,995 OVATION 972 01:17:09,640 --> 01:17:10,630 Thanks. 973 01:17:11,320 --> 01:17:12,310 Thank you. 974 01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:22,110 Thank you. 975 01:17:22,880 --> 01:17:23,870 Thank you. 976 01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:27,393 Goodbye, I have to go. Goodbye everyone. 977 01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:36,559 The ladder! I'm in the room… 978 01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:41,675 CAN CAN 979 01:17:46,680 --> 01:17:51,675 CAN CAN 980 01:17:58,040 --> 01:18:01,271 VERSES OF PAIN 981 01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:11,033 Ticket... 982 01:18:13,520 --> 01:18:15,636 - Boo! - What do they want? 983 01:18:41,320 --> 01:18:42,310 984 01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:46,873 - Do you want to get up? - What do you want, ugly fagot, leave me. 985 01:18:48,040 --> 01:18:49,838 Ooooh! 986 01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:02,073 Leave her... 987 01:19:27,520 --> 01:19:29,113 Ouch. - Don't run away from us anymore! 988 01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:30,350 Over there! 989 01:19:33,520 --> 01:19:34,510 Stop! 990 01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:36,755 Apple gods to do…. 991 01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:37,910 Apple gods... 992 01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:39,950 Apple gods. 993 01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:46,509 VERSE OF PAIN 994 01:19:57,160 --> 01:19:58,309 Nool 995 01:19:58,640 --> 01:20:00,790 VERSION OF EFFORT It's mine! 996 01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:06,989 And leave her! 997 01:20:11,280 --> 01:20:13,749 VERSES OF PAIN 998 01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:20,550 Erm... Then I'll explain, maybe I'll write... 999 01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:25,710 < Another one? 1000 01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:27,319 Wait, where are you going? 1001 01:20:29,840 --> 01:20:31,911 - Excuse me... - Ouch, but who is he? 1002 01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:36,479 Sorry, I wanted... say a few words to apologize, 1003 01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:38,318 if I spoiled the show... 1004 01:20:38,440 --> 01:20:43,435 ACCLAMATION 1005 01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:49,511 Thanks! Thank you! 1006 01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:51,554 Thanks... 1007 01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:58,555 LAUGH 1008 01:20:59,960 --> 01:21:01,917 This comedy ends! 1009 01:21:13,000 --> 01:21:15,150 - No! - Get down, you'll hurt yourself! 1010 01:21:15,320 --> 01:21:16,640 Upside down! 1011 01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:19,358 - Take the shovel down! - You can't. 1012 01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:27,789 …In. 1013 01:21:27,920 --> 01:21:29,513 I feel dizzy! 1014 01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:33,314 I feel dizzy! 1015 01:21:38,480 --> 01:21:40,278 Thank you, Giotto... 1016 01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:41,914 How human you are. 1017 01:21:42,040 --> 01:21:43,872 Go, go, go, it's ours! 1018 01:21:44,880 --> 01:21:46,109 01:21:49,272 1020 01:21:52,960 --> 01:21:54,075 It's the end. 1021 01:22:08,080 --> 01:22:09,718 Where? Ah, here it is. 1022 01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:11,399 The suicide note... 1023 01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:14,280 That I decided to… 1024 01:22:15,120 --> 01:22:16,110 of... 1025 01:22:36,240 --> 01:22:37,594 burn me alive. 1026 01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:48,355 VERSES OF EFFORT 1027 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:52,149 The tray. 1028 01:22:56,120 --> 01:22:57,110 Here you are. 1029 01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:09,955 Aaah... 1030 01:23:14,000 --> 01:23:15,115 Aaah... 1031 01:23:22,320 --> 01:23:23,310 Ah! 1032 01:23:26,320 --> 01:23:27,469 Aaah! 1033 01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:33,558 The flames... the matches. 1034 01:23:33,880 --> 01:23:35,029 L matches. 1035 01:23:44,840 --> 01:23:45,830 Excuse me? 1036 01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:50,079 Mr. Rossi, happy Easter... that is, good luck... have a good holiday... 1037 01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:52,039 Mr. Rossi... 1038 01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:55,079 of…-H…”… 1039 01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:57,152 (All) Yes, yes! SHOOT 1040 01:23:57,840 --> 01:24:00,480 Punch! Upstream, upstream, as unsaid. 1041 01:24:00,920 --> 01:24:02,399 Not mentioned, sorry. 1042 01:24:02,520 --> 01:24:05,717 How do I get out alive? Well, in short, so to speak, here it is. 1043 01:24:09,720 --> 01:24:11,870 Like Archimedes! The glasses. 1044 01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:14,720 VERSE OF PAIN 1045 01:24:16,120 --> 01:24:17,599 The paper, of the paper. 1046 01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:19,519 Ah! This letter. 1047 01:24:43,080 --> 01:24:44,070 It doesn't fit. 1048 01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:46,517 Damn, he screwed me! 1049 01:24:50,160 --> 01:24:52,834 Ah! The "t", the "t"! 1050 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:55,594 It's the "t" moved up of the first machine. 1051 01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:57,670 It's that one. 1052 01:24:58,240 --> 01:25:01,039 It's the first car, it's the first, that of the sky... 1053 01:25:01,320 --> 01:25:02,674 That of the blind! 1054 01:25:03,040 --> 01:25:04,633 Dearest sir, 1055 01:25:04,840 --> 01:25:07,275 we are waiting for you at the Institute, 1056 01:25:07,840 --> 01:25:11,720 to make them the... It's burning, you can't tell. 1057 01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:14,710 THEM… 1058 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:18,914 Make it to me, make it to me, they give me my ticket back! 1059 01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:22,999 1060 01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:30,795 Blind? 1061 01:25:32,680 --> 01:25:35,115 Blind, I received your letter. 1062 01:25:38,240 --> 01:25:39,913 That you are also deaf? 1063 01:25:58,200 --> 01:25:59,634 How, wealthy? 1064 01:26:05,080 --> 01:26:07,276 «ud-…… 1065 01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:11,155 I have the duty to tell you what it was like the Giotto donation invested... 1066 01:26:11,840 --> 01:26:14,878 «…a-…… In… 1067 01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:17,154 I have two left. 1068 01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:20,950 < Renovation and furnishing, a billion. 1069 01:26:21,520 --> 01:26:22,510 Okay... 1070 01:26:22,640 --> 01:26:25,439 < "Braille" Library, half a billion. 1071 01:26:28,280 --> 01:26:32,478 < Auditorium with equipment quadriphonics and records, 1072 01:26:33,320 --> 01:26:34,469 200 million. 1073 01:26:35,840 --> 01:26:38,559 < One year's salaries for cooks, 1074 01:26:38,880 --> 01:26:41,713 waiters, orderlies and gardeners, 1075 01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:43,638 150 million. 1076 01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:47,719 New wardrobe throughout our community, 1077 01:26:48,560 --> 01:26:51,473 dog park renovation, of the purest breed, 1078 01:26:51,840 --> 01:26:53,353 130 million. 1079 01:26:55,200 --> 01:26:57,953 The remaining 20 million go... - To the loan shark. 1080 01:26:58,080 --> 01:27:02,233 To the eminent master and sculptor, Giacomo Pannocchia, 1081 01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:07,192 which he fixed eternally in marble, our gratitude, 1082 01:27:07,360 --> 01:27:08,998 towards a great man, 1083 01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:13,989 our benefactor Paolo Giotto", 1084 01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:16,994 whose soul is so generous and shy, 1085 01:27:17,200 --> 01:27:19,794 so modest, to the point of heroic and to the sublime... 1086 01:27:19,920 --> 01:27:22,594 - Sorry sir, I can't see. - Me neither. 1087 01:27:22,800 --> 01:27:24,120 Oh yeah, sorry. 1088 01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:27,831 < And he didn't even allow us to pay him due homage. 1089 01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:30,999 Alla-l…… 1090 01:27:31,560 --> 01:27:33,073 our thanks. 1091 01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:38,473 Thanks, Giotto... 1092 01:27:38,600 --> 01:27:40,511 (All) Thank you, Giotto... 1093 01:27:40,640 --> 01:27:41,710 You're welcome, but... 1094 01:27:41,840 --> 01:27:43,160 His true fortune, 1095 01:27:43,280 --> 01:27:46,318 was to understand that the joy of life is not…. 1096 01:27:46,440 --> 01:27:50,229 Receive, but give, give, give! 1097 01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:53,552 To the point that I'm sure that if he were here present, 1098 01:27:53,680 --> 01:27:56,672 at this moment, of great joy for us, 1099 01:27:56,800 --> 01:27:59,872 a knot of emotion it would tighten his throat 1100 01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:04,154 and maybe a couple of tears... they would fall from the edge. 1101 01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:06,954 And if, paradoxically, we now told him, 1102 01:28:07,320 --> 01:28:10,358 Giotto", your billions we'll give them back to you, 1103 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:12,716 well he wouldn't accept them. 1104 01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:17,390 And now, the pinnacle moment of our celebration. 1105 01:28:19,040 --> 01:28:20,474 You're welcome, general.